I type this because yall keep asking me about that girl. You know. The one on Twittuh with the mystery baby. So that I don’t have to explain this anymore, allow me to type it here:

I started following her a few months ago because another follower was concerned for placenta previa. Because I was a nurse and I have a house full of kids and we were both pregnant at the time, we mutually followed one another and she would occasionally ask a question or two. Thought nothing of it, ok fine. I ask her what stage is her condition and I get a google response:

definition of google response- when you ask someone a question and they cannot immediately reply because they are google-ing that shit.

#pause

Then she says she went to church to stalk her elderly baby daddy who was going to be there with another woman.

#pause

With that condition, you cant fart, have a stressful constipation shit, sneeze, walk far, bump a wall….GO TO CHURCH….

Then she tweets about how she got fucked real good. No ma’am. At that time two things ran through my mind, either she’s not pregnant, or she is lying about her condition to get attention. After that the tweets came, about lesbian sex, squirting, fucking, ‘OMG my professor is so fine’, this and that and that and this, I was convinced she wasnt pregnant. Then came the trip to Cuba.

Cuba? Yeah Cuba. Google banned travel to Cuba and scratch your head with me. Tweeted that she was on her way to the airport, stays away for 6 hours and tweets again like nothing happened…guess she forgot. When asked did she go to Cuba, she replied that her mother didnt want to go so she didnt go. Fine. Whatever.

Months pass of watching her tweet. I announced my suspicions to one person but rightfully didnt care because I have been admin-ing a forum for like 3 years now and all I read and see is fabrication. Nothing new but never about a baby and the death of parents, and junk like that.

Birth time came and I saw a pic of a baby coming out of someone’s vagina..no face showing of course. And then the 7lb premature baby…and all the live tweeting but no good pictures of the child…and what better way to get rid of an imaginary baby than to put it up for adoption. Yes. We had DM conversations about it and me asking her to think about it. Then her twitter account changed because she was ‘hacked’ yeah…right. Had the baby in Akron, but friends say she never left Columbus. Yeah I didn’t investigate any of this no worries my life is not that fucking sad, I just had mutual followers of hers asking me questions.

At any rate. When it gets down to the very bottom, I dont care. I do feel bad that this young lady is that psychotic that she feels that she has to tell those kind of stories to get attention. If you know someone like that, avoid them at all costs before you get wrapped up in their imaginary stories.

I also noticed your favorite makeup artist’s favorite makeup artist made sure yall saw pictures of her leg split wide-the-fuck open. Yes you had an accident, we believe you, still don’t believe your trife life ass story about you leaving your child at home alone to burn shit up while you stunt in a Range Rover playing in makeup and then say you have no money for an attorney…come again?

In truth and in lies…attention whores come in many forms-Aprill Coleman (that’s my shit don’t steal it :D )

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