I was being told that I am 2 cm dilated while twitter ran a fuckery train on John Mayer. Everyone’s favorite douche-bag decided he would sprinkle a little zest by letting the world know that even though his heart loves the Negros…his penis is David Duke himself (if you don’t know who David Duke is, go take a poop to clear your backed up mind).

Along with that statement that enraged the vagina’s of 1000 black women…he also wanted to let us the readers know that he does not have a hood pass, because if he did he could say the word ‘nigger’. And this is where the intelligent people took offense.

I am intelligent, I am black, and I am not offended by neither comment and here’s why: The word originally was a neutral context to refer to black people….from the Spanish word negro or latin adjective niger. Duh right? Ok fine but somewhere Caucasians took the word and made it negative. Then African Americans took the word and tried to make it positive, but every time I hear us, you, them, whoever say it, its never positive, even after we, them…..whoever dropped the ‘er’ and added an ‘a’, its still not used in a positive light. I never hear a black man/woman say: “That nigga/nigger is my best good friend!” I rarely hear the phrase “That’s my nigga” anymore. I hear more “Imma kill that nigga, I hate that nigga, Fuck that nigga” more than I hear any other way so why do we make a big deal when a partially Jewish man says that he has no hood pass because if he did he could say nigger.  Yeah uhmmmm whatever.

And in reference to his David Duke penis…..I understand his message but his execution was all fucked up! I like (love) white people, I really do! But would I do the nasty with a white men if I were not a married woman…nope. Why? Preference.  And the bitch in me has more than one good explanation as to why his penis has no love for black women….you do the math.

So yeah…let the drama llama handle this one, he’s better trained than we are.  Lets make it a mission to be less hypocritical.  Since when did words have race restrictions? You don’t see the Spaniards upset. After all it was their word first *BIG ASS WINK*