All your thoughts become random because you tend to put more focus on them, and everything else just kinda falls into place.
But anyway.
I like facebook, I can be black, pick cotton and make fake money on farmville (*giggles* totally inappropriate but who cares?) I can play with my fake pet, since my real pet is a retard (shoutout to you Zoe!) and my fake pet is more productive, and not as emo, and I only have to feed it once every 2 days (WIN!).
And then there’s that thing called human nature on there, and some people are so stupid so I figured I would ask some questions that have been bothering me about you humans and facebook:
1. About this relationship status thing: Is there like a rule of human nature that after an argument you go change your relationship status? My nephew is like….18…and he has a girlfriend, and they have been married, divorced, in a relationship and its complicated, widowed (she checked that she liked that status) and just dating 17 times….THEY HAVE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER 3 MONTHS!! I see other people do it. Its so immature. Its like…you are mad….and you go straight to facebook and post it, and 2 days later you are back together again? That time you are on facebook crying you could be spending getting your life straight. Or knitting….taking care of your kids, working a second job, working on an education, cleaning your home, SOMETHING!!
2. As I move on in my rants about relationships on Facebook…do me a favor? Quit complaining about your man today and be ‘loving me some him’ tomorrow. You all make me dry heave. *In my best Obama voice* Ok look….my husband and I have issues. I wake up sometimes and wanna put a pillow over his head, kick him up the ass, something violent but damn 3 times a week? You may want to re-evaluate what you and ‘him’ got going on, sounds like yall fuck, he goes home…the end.In conclusion you make me sick.
3. Your life is not as bad as you make it, but it sure in the fuck aint as good as you make it either! I wont get into this one, because certain people would KNOW I am talking about them…and I am too pregnant for this. You don’t want my honesty, I am not concerned about violence, you wouldn’t win trust me. I protect myself for your own good, not vice versa.
Thanks to the rational people of Facebook! The ones that complain here and there, share relevant joy and make you laugh. Sad face to you idiots that display every relationship issue you have on there, we dont care, we shake our heads at you and laugh. Children……..
January 26, 2010
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2 responses to “When You Have as Many Kids as I do…..”
Jayme
January 26th, 2010 at 10:39
My ex used to do the first one of your pet peeves to me. Sometimes he would randomly change the status even if we were not fighting or just delete me from his friends list. It does hurt, especially when you do not participate in such stupid activities.
I eventually realized that he was in no way mature enough for me if he couldn’t spend those few seconds telling me what was wrong rather than doing something spiteful in an attempt to hurt me emotionaly.
I also totaly agree with the last one. I hate when people put up the “FML” or “SMH” statuses, idk if they do not understand what they mean but it is pretty common that i see people with posts of “I am soooo tired FML” or “I have so much to do FML” 90 percent of the time these people have no real problems in life and are just drama queens. I also hate romantic status messages. It could be in part because i believe that stuff like that should be private, but also cause if you really like the person that much why not just spend time with than rather than telling everyone else about it.
Leticia
January 27th, 2010 at 14:13
People do this shit? So far no one on my list has, but my list is small.